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Poindexter
$2
/ monthYou have taken your first step on the path of total coolness. This rank of cool gets you my personal THANKS, and the following rewards:
- Access to Patron Only Posts - The best way to find out more information on what is happening with my channel and community. Future plans, upcoming features, changes and more.
- Your Name on Videos - Your name will be displayed at the end of videos.
- Your Name on Live Streams - Your name displayed at the beginning and end of all streams.
- Exclusive VIP rank on Discord! - You will gain access to the VIP area in the Blarmania Discord. This includes text chat and a VIP voice chat channel.
- Colour Upgrade on Discord - Your name colour on the discord will reflect your VIP tier.
- Discord access
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Radical
$5
/ monthYour cool points just took a jump to a higher level of coolness. This rank of cool gets you my personal THANKS, all previous rewards, plus;
- Your Name in Series - Where possible, when Blarla can name things, she will prioritise the names of her most cool peeps (That's You!) in her game before adding others.
- Early Series Access - I make exclusive series that are released, initially, only to cool peeps who are Radical or higher. Once the series is complete and been viewed exclusively here, I will then launch to all peeps sometime later.
- Live Stream in Discord - You are now able to join a voice channel and stream your gaming to whomever is in the room with you. They do have to decide to join to watch and hear your game, so it won't be a nuisance to anyone in the room who doesn't wish to view.
- Colour Upgrade on Discord - Your name colour on the discord will reflect your VIP tier.
- Discord access
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Bodacious
$10
/ monthNO! WAY! You have air guitared your way to the Wyld Stallyns of coolness. This rank of excellence gets you my personal THANKS and my permission to PARTY ON DUDES! You receive all previous rewards, plus;
- Exclusive Raffles for Games - We now do regular giveaways in the Blarla community, via the discord. Sometimes these giveaways will be exclusive for VIP Patrons that are Bodacious or above.
- Early Viewing Access - If I have content ready early, Bodacious and above will get the chance to view new videos, ad Free, 24 hours (ish) before the video is launched to all.
- Access to Personal Updates - Gain access to posts available to Bodacious and above that are focused on what I am doing in real life. Projects, activities, and more.
- Colour Upgrade on Discord - Your name colour on the discord will reflect your VIP tier.
- Discord access
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Funklord
$25
/ monthWelcome to the Mothership of Funkadelic on its way to Parliament on the planet Funkotron. This funking rank gets you my personal THANKS and may I say, you've got the funk! You receive all previous rewards, plus;
- Your Name FIRST - I try to put all my Patreons names into the games I play, as much as possible. When you are a Funklord or above, your names are prioritised to go into my series, (content/videos), first. Meaning your names will feature more often, across more series.
- Access to the EXCLUSIVE Chat on Discord - Only the cream of the crop, best of the best, are cool enough to gain access to this channel. You are so cool, that even Blarla herself can't deny you direct chatting access to Queen B herself. Only Funklords and above can see and use this channel, along with Blarla of course. With occasional selfies and cat pictures and the ability to chat open and freely with Blarla anytime, this is surely the best channel this discord has to offer.
- Colour Upgrade on Discord - Your name colour on the discord will reflect your VIP tier.
- Discord access
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Macktastic
$50
/ monthIt's extremely rare to come across someone who can boast coolness levels inline with the @IncredibleCulk himself. Your coolness and generosity knows no bounds and you have reached such a high level of epic coolness, that it is possible you might be a bit too cool. This level 42 of coolness gets you my EMOTIONAL AND HEARTFELT THANKS. You receive all previous rewards, plus;
- An EXCLUSIVE Blarla Goody Bag - A physical goody bag filled with Blarla merchandise will be winging its way to you. The Blarla Goody Bag currently contains:
- A personally signed letter of thanks.
- One secret revealed about Blarla that nobody else knows.
- A selfie of Blarla personalised with your name.
- Assortment of glossy Blarla stickers.
(More will be added to this goody bag in the future and we will ship new items retrospectively, providing you are still retaining this pinnacle level of coolness).
- Colour Upgrade on Discord - Your name colour on the discord will reflect your VIP tier.
- Discord access
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